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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Funny Definitions!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts/Quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It&#8217;s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
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		<title>Difference Between Letter &#038; SMS&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[What Is the Difference
Between a Letter &#38; an SMS?
Pehle Ke Zamane me
Letter Kabutaron Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The
Aur Aajkal
SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain&#8230;
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		<title>Early to Bed..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:19:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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early to bed
and early to rise
makes you
sleepy in the afternoon
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		<title>If..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
if others
can do it,
DON&#8217;T HELP!
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		<title>Cat n Mouse..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

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When the cat is away,
the mouse is alone
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		<title>Apple a day..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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an apple a day
is not an apple at night

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		<title>Birds..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:34:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Birds
of the same feather
are
the same birds!
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		<title>Proportionality..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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The number of people
watching you
is directly proportional
to the stupidity
of your action
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		<title>Relativity</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:45:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour,
and it seems like a minute.
THAT&#8217;S relativity.
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		<title>Forgive..but..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 10:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Forgive
your enemies
but
remember
their names
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		<title>Illegal..</title>
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		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/illegal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 09:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Most people
are only alive
because it is
illegal to shoot them
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		<title>Money can buy..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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whoever said
money can&#8217;t buy happiness,
didn&#8217;t know
where to shop!
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		<title>Successful woman..</title>
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		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/successful-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 07:29:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Behind every successful woman,
is a man
who is surprised!
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		<title>Creativity..</title>
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		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/creativity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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It is not exactly cheating,
I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
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		<title>Win or Lose..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/win-or-lose/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 10:47:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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It matters not
whether you win or lose;
what matters is
whether I win or lose.
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		<title>Newspaper..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 08:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
It&#8217;s amazing that
the amount of news that
happens in the world everyday
always just exactly
fits the newspaper!
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		<title>Explanation for Success..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 07:59:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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We must believe in luck.
For how else can we
explain the success of those
we don&#8217;t like?
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		<title>No takers for Punctuality..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/no-takers-for-punctuality/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/no-takers-for-punctuality/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The trouble
with being punctual
is that
nobody&#8217;s there
to appreciate it.
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		<title>The Brain..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/the-brain/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 06:30:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the morning
and does not stop
until you get into the office.
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