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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; Naughty Texts</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dosti ki Kasam&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dosti-ki-kasam/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dosti-ki-kasam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:37:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RockingAdil</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Friendship/Dosti Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dosti ki kasam]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[friendship sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny friendship joke]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny friendship sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny friendship text]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

Dosti ki qasam&#8230;
Aansu tere nikle
aankhen meri hon,
Dil tera dhadke
dhadkan meri ho,
bhagwan ki daya se
hamari dosti itni solid ho
ki naukri tu kare
aur salary meri ho!!!

This post was submitted by RockingAdil.]]></description>
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		<title>Bechain Kare Chain&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bechain-kare-chain/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bechain-kare-chain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Air hostess: Aap 1 ghante me
4 baar toilet gaye!
R U OK?
Kya                      aap ko chain nahi hai?
Passenger: &#8216;Chain&#8217; to hai
par khulti nahi              [...]]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Hello!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hello-2/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hello-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:33:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Life without u is impossible,
u r in my breath and
u r in my blood.
i can&#8217;t stay without u
even for a second,
if u won&#8217;t be in my life
i wud be dead
Oh hello!
i am talking
about OXYGEN


]]></description>
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		<title>I Sent Angels To You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/i-sent-angels-to-you/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/i-sent-angels-to-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
7 Angels came to me
and asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So I Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa ullu banaya unko!

]]></description>
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		<title>Bottle Figure&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bottle-figure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bottle-figure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pun(Dual Meaning) SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3568</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Husband:&#8221;Darling,
years ago u had a figure
like a bottle of Coke.&#8221;
Wife:&#8221;Yes darling
I still do
but the only difference is
earlier it used to be 300ml
and now it&#8217;s 1.5 liter!
]]></description>
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		<title>Sunday&#8217;s My Day&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sundays-my-day/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sundays-my-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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Husband: Today is sunday
&#38; I want to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: 3! Why?
Husband: For u and ur parents.
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		<title>Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dekhne-ki-aas-nahi/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dekhne-ki-aas-nahi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3562</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunki ab wo
dekhne me
itni khaas nahi hai

]]></description>
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		<title>Roshan Dosti&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/roshan-dosti/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/roshan-dosti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:07:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Friendship/Dosti Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[TERI DOSTI KI ROSHNI ITNI HAI KE
HAR TARAF UJALA HI UJALA HAI&#8230;&#8230;
SOCHTA HOON KI&#8230;..
SOCHTA HOON KI &#8230;&#8230;.
GHAR KI BIJLI KATWA DUN
AUR TUJHE DEEWAR PE LATKA DUN


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		<title>April Fool Tumhara Hai!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-tumhara-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-tumhara-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Aane wala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rahega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
Socho Kyun?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Kyun ki kal
1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY April FOOL&#8217;s DAY
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Ullu April Fool</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-april-fool/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-april-fool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 23:09:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3550</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Is qadar hum aapko chahte hain
ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hain,
yun to hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hain,
lekin aap zara JALDI ban jate hain&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>The Name&#8217;s Fool&#8230;April Fool!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/the-names-foolapril-fool/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/the-names-foolapril-fool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 22:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
You are equal to
sixty james bond!
How??
007 x 60 = 420

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Bechaare April Fool</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bechaare-april-fool/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bechaare-april-fool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Inspirational Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3538</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Congratulations!
Aamir Khan Ne apni Film
Ki Sequel k liye
aap ko Chun lia hai
Jis Me ap ka
Bahot Main Role Hai
Film Ka Naam hai
&#8220;Bechaare Zameen Par&#8221;

]]></description>
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		<title>Beautiful April Fool!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/beautiful-april-fool/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/beautiful-april-fool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:54:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3532</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
In haseenaon se
Rasme Wafa
aur Dil Lagana
sarasar bhool hai&#8230;
Jis din ye iqrar karen
mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena
us din APRIL FOOL hai&#8230;!
]]></description>
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		</item>
		<item>
		<title>April Fool Notification</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-notification/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-notification/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 21:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3524</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Tamaam bewakufon
ko ittala di jati hai k&#8230;
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap to aise padh rahe hain
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho!
]]></description>
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		</item>
		<item>
		<title>April Fool Ke Naam Pe&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-ke-naam-pe/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/april-fool-ke-naam-pe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[APRIL FOOL TEXT MESSAGES]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3520</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Yaad hai hum pehle
kahan mile the&#8230;&#8230;
train ruki,
khidki khuli,
nazro se nazren mili
aur aap ne kaha,&#8230;..
ALLAH KE NAAM PE
KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Sparkling White Teeth&#8230; Guaranteed!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sparkling-white-teeth-guaranteed/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sparkling-white-teeth-guaranteed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Mar 2009 05:28:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Tapori SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3480</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majbut karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka,
AGAR PHIR BHI
white nahi hua to
Bindaas
&#8220;HARPIC USE KARNE KA&#8221;.
  
]]></description>
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		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Yaad Aaye To&#8230; Kya Karein&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/yaad-aaye-to-kya-karein/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/yaad-aaye-to-kya-karein/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Yaad/I Miss You SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3461</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

Kisi ki Yaad aye - yaad karo
Zyada aye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aye - MILO
Use b Zyda aye-pyar kro
Usse b Zyada aye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Hope Is Alive&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hope-is-alive/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hope-is-alive/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Exam SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3458</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Thousands of Yesterdays are gone.

Millions of Tomorrows will come.

But still the hope is alive&#8230;.

Kal se Pakka ! padhai start karni hai.

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Holi Me Kholi&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/holi-me-kholi/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/holi-me-kholi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 17:48:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Festival SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Holi SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3443</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
kholi to kholi ..
holi mein kholi..
haan haan uska kholi..
arey haan bhai usi ka kholi&#8230;.
aur kholi to apna moo kholi
jahan wo boli
happy holi happy holi happy holi
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Holi Se Pehle Hi!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/holi-se-pehle-hi/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/holi-se-pehle-hi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Festival SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Holi SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Aap ne dil ka haal
batana chhod diya,
hum ne bhi gehrai mein
jaana chhod diya.
Magar, Holi se pehle hi aapne
nahana chhod diya ????

]]></description>
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		<title>My Thumb Fans!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/my-thumb-fans/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/my-thumb-fans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:21:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
&#8221; IMPORTANCE OF THUMBS:
BABIES USE IT FOR LICKING.
ILLITERATE PEOPLE USE IT AS SIGNATURE.
WINNERS USE IT FOR VICTORY.
AND MY FANS USE IT
TO READ MY MESSAGES.
OH!!!YOU TOOO&#8230;
CRAZY FANS&#8230; &#8220;
]]></description>
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		<title>Degrees In Pakistan&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/degrees-in-pakistan/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/degrees-in-pakistan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Welcome to Pakistan!
we have new courses:
&#62;MBBS:
Master in BOMB Blasting Strategies,
&#62;CA:
Career in Al-Qaeda,
&#62;MSc:
Master in Suicide Course,
&#62;IT
Intelligence of Terrorism,
&#62;MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency,
What do u aspire for?

]]></description>
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		<title>Hero Se Bachao&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hero-se-bachao/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hero-se-bachao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????

]]></description>
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		<title>Tension Kaye Ko Lene Ka&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/tension-kaye-ko-lene-ka/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/tension-kaye-ko-lene-ka/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3384</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sone ke time tension ko
saath le kar nahi sona chahiye
Lekin phir bhi log pata nahi kyun?
Apni Biwi ko apne saath
le kar sote hain!

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Which Rose For You?!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/which-rose-for-you/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/which-rose-for-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Red Rose: Love
Yellow Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose.
Tan ki Durgandh Door Kare,
De Taazgi

]]></description>
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		<title>Mujhe Bhi Ghuroor Hai&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/mujhe-bhi-ghuroor-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/mujhe-bhi-ghuroor-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3365</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Chand ko ghuroor hai
ke uske paas noor hai
to kya hua mujhe bhi ghuroor hai
mere paas dost LANGOOR hai

]]></description>
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		<title>Nightmare&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/nightmare/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/nightmare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:32:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3349</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Seene Me Dil
Dil Me Dhadkan
Dhadkan Me Aawaz
Aawaz Me Yaqeen
Yaqeen Me Khayal
Khayal Me Khwab,
Khwab Me Tasveer
Tasveer Me Sirf Aap!
Itna Darawna Khwab?
Baap Re Baap
]]></description>
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		<title>Joint Account&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/joint-account/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/joint-account/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bank Gai
Aur Bank Manager Se Poochha:
&#8220;Main Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hoon&#8230;&#8221;
Manager: &#8220;Ye To Achhi Baat Hai,
Aap Kis Ke Sath Joint-Account
Kholna Chahti Hain&#8230; ?&#8221;
Ladki: &#8220;Mujhe Zyada Nakhre
Dikhane Ki Aadat Nahi,
Bas Jis ke Paas Bank Balance Zyada Ho,
Us K Sath Khol Loongi&#8230;&#8221;

]]></description>
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		<title>How Many Times Do You Shave&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/how-many-times-do-you-shave/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/how-many-times-do-you-shave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Girl: Tum din mein
kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boy: Taqreeban 30 bar.
Girl: kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi main NAAI hoon.
]]></description>
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		<title>Eat Healthy, Think Better and Write Love Letter!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/eat-healthy-think-better-and-write-love-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/eat-healthy-think-better-and-write-love-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 22:11:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

Biscuit maker&#8217;s Luv Letter:
Dear Marie,
yesterday was a very Good Day,
our meeting was truly Nice, but
the chance of our Luv is 50-50
coz ur dad is a Tiger.
Will u give ur Little Heart 2 me?
Otherwise I&#8217;ll become a Krack-Jack


]]></description>
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		<title>Doobte Ko Tinke Ka Sahara&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/doobte-ko-tinke-ka-sahara/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/doobte-ko-tinke-ka-sahara/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Mashooqa: Lagta hai
meri aankh mein
kuch gir gaya,
dekho to.
Mashooq: Ek tinka
dikh to raha hai,
kyon na use
wahin rehne diya jaye
main doobunga
to sahara dega.
]]></description>
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		<title>Tu Bhi Nikal Le!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/tu-bhi-nikal-le/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/tu-bhi-nikal-le/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3321</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[


snap source: PHOTOS


I&#8217;m leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant hai.
]]></description>
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		<title>Naughty Girl&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/naughty-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/naughty-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Boy: Chalo
kisi viraan jagah
chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi
harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Use Kisne Bheja Hoga&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/use-kisne-bheja-hoga/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/use-kisne-bheja-hoga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Kabhi ye mat socho
ki tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne
tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,
sirf yeh socho ke
Use kisne bheja hoga ?
]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Your Color!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/whats-your-color/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/whats-your-color/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[

Color of ur underwear
reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to
change it&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Get Well So Soon&#8230;;-)</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dont-get-well-so-soon/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dont-get-well-so-soon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

A friend
comes 2 visit u
in the hospital
with flowers n leaves.
A True friend
sits beside u n says:
O yaar, kya nurse hai!&#8230;
aaram se theek hona!
  
]]></description>
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		<title>One and Only U!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/one-and-only-u/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/one-and-only-u/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
M_rkh,
St_pid,
B_ddh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
Ghonch _,
_ll_,
Bhond_,
dekha&#8230;
Everything is incomplete
without one and only
‘U&#8217;
]]></description>
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		<title>Ullu Ki Pooja!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-ki-pooja/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-ki-pooja/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek samay ki bat hai,
Mata Laxmi ji ka ULLU
unse rooth gaya aur bola,
&#8216;Apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin puchhta&#8217;
Laxmiji boli:&#8217;Ab se har saal
meri puja se 8-10 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi.
Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle
us din ko KARWA CHAUTH
keh kar manaya jata hai!
]]></description>
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		<title>Have Fun&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/have-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/have-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Only once in your life
u&#8217;ll get the right one
with whom u&#8217;ll get married,
so moral of the story is,
till then have fun
with the wrong Ones!
  

]]></description>
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		<title>With Pleasure&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/with-pleasure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/with-pleasure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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A cute Nurse
came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary do u Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed &#38; said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure
it&#8217;s 25,000
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		<title>Jo Hua So Hua&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/jo-hua-so-hua/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/jo-hua-so-hua/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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A Chinese couple
Mr. &#38; Mrs. Hua
got twins
without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua
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		<title>Happy Life&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/happy-life-3/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/happy-life-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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There are only 5 things
we need in life:
Good friends,
Good job,
Good food,
Good sleep &#38;
GOOD _ UCK.
Whatever u are thinking&#8230;
Is right.
Gud Day.
]]></description>
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		<title>Har Jagah Ho Tum!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/har-jagah-ho-tum/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/har-jagah-ho-tum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Asmaan me tum ho,
samundar me tum ho,
zameen me tum,
hawa me tum,
jahan b dekho
tum hi tum.
DOMEX wali aunty
theek kehti thi
KITANU har jagah hote hain.
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		<title>Pak Captain Under Pressure!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/pak-captain-under-pressure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/pak-captain-under-pressure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
What&#8217;s the biggest pressure
for Pak captain
when Pak needs
1 run to win in 8 ovrs,
with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah!
How to speak English
in presentation ceremony?
]]></description>
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		<title>Suraj Ki Kirne&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/suraj-ki-kirne/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/suraj-ki-kirne/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Suraj ki pehli kiran aapko Khushi de&#8230;
Doosri kiran hansi de&#8230;
Teesri tandurusti&#8230;
Chauthi kamyabi&#8230;
Bas ab aur nahi
garmi lagegi.
Good Day.
]]></description>
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		<title>Dost Ki Girlfriend&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dost-ki-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dost-ki-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3240</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Hansi ke liye gham qurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo qurban,
dost ke liye jaan bhi qurban,
agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye
to saala dost bhi qurban.
]]></description>
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		<title>Main Garbhvati Se Pyar Karta Hoon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/main-garbhvati-se-pyar-karta-hoon/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/main-garbhvati-se-pyar-karta-hoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Baap: Beta maine tere liye
ek ladki dekhi hai,
Vo Roopvati,
Gunvati aur
Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa
main kisi aur se
pyar karta hoon aur vo..
Garbhvati hai.
]]></description>
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		<title>Daulat Ki Hifaazat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/daulat-ki-hifaazat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/daulat-ki-hifaazat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ladkiyan apna dupatta
ladke k samne aane k baad hi
kyun theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi
Daulat ki hifazat ka
khayal Aata hai!
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Sharaabi ko Shraap&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sharaabi-ko-shraap/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sharaabi-ko-shraap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek sharaabi
saadhu se takra gaya.
Saadhu: Oh moorkh,
mein tujhe shraap deta hoon&#8230;
Sharaabi: Ruko,
main glass leke aata hoon.
]]></description>
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		<title>Mommy Says&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/mommy-says/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/mommy-says/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Kid: Aunty aunty,
mummy ne
cheeni mangi hai.
Aunty: Acha
aur kya kaha
mummy ne?
Kid: Agar wo kameeni na de,
to Pinki aunty se le aana.
]]></description>
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