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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; One Liner SMS</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Funny Definitions!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts/Quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It&#8217;s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fida..</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 00:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Flirt Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Friendship/Dosti Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Inspirational Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taareef/Compliment Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[andhera]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dil]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fida]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[jahaan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[juda]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Khuda]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[maut]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[raat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yaad]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Raat ke andhere me
sara jahaan sota hai,
lekin kisi ki yaad me
ek dil rota hai,
Khuda kare ki
kisi pe koi fida na ho,
agar ho to
maut ke pehle juda na ho.
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>If u need Space..</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you need space 
 
join NASA! 
]]></description>
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		<title>Luv is Grand!</title>
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		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/luv-is-grand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Love is grand; 
divorce is a hundred grand 
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		<title>My Philosophy..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/my-philosophy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:28:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not into working out. 
My philosophy is: 
No pain. No pain.
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		<title>B Optimist B4 A Pessimist</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/b-optimist-b4-a-pessimist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:22:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tip of the Day:
Borrow money from pessimists&#8211;
they never expect it back!
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		<title>Laziness pays off too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hard work has a future payoff, 
Laziness pays off RIGHT NOW! 
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