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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; Q &amp; A Messages</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
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		<title>R U Married?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
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If u r married,
ignore this message,
if not
then,
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>How do you wanna Die?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

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It is funny
when people discuss
over arranged marriage vs love marriage.
It&#8217;s like asking someone
if suicide is better
or being murdered.
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>Thinnest Book Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 17:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Abhay</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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Q:Which is the thinnest book
in the world?
A:What Men
Know About Women.
This post was submitted by Abhay.]]></description>
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		<title>Dracula..</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 12:13:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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Question: Why do Dracula&#8217;s neighbors hate him?
Answer: Because he is a pain in the neck!
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		<title>Successful Man</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/successful-man/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/successful-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q:How do u define
   a successful man?
A:A successful man is one 
  who makes more money 
  than his wife can spend.
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		<title>Thinnest Book Ever!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/thinnest-book-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/thinnest-book-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=253</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q:Which is the thinnest book 
    in the world? 
A:What Men 
   Know About Women. 
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		<title>True Feelings&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:24:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why don&#8217;t men often show their true feelings? 
A:  Because they don&#8217;t have any.
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		<title>Run Like Hell&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/run-like-hell/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: What do you do 
    when a blonde 
    throws a pin at you?
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    she&#8217;s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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		<title>For Deafs&#8217; Benefit</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/for-deafs-benefit/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/for-deafs-benefit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q:Why do farts smell? 
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   of the deaf!
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		<title>How Many Men&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:16:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many men 
    does it take 
    to change a toilet roll?
 A: We don&#8217;t know. 
     Never happens.
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		<title>How Do U Save A Man&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/how-do-u-save-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/how-do-u-save-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=245</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q:How do you save a man 
   from drowning? 
A:Take ur damn foot 
   off his head.
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		<title>Pope Vs Popeye!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/pope-vs-popeye/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/pope-vs-popeye/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 05:05:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=242</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q:What happened 
   when the Pope 
   went to Mount Olive? 
A:Popeye 
   beat the crap outta him. 
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		<title>Stamp on a FAX!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/stamp-on-a-fax/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/stamp-on-a-fax/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 12:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=218</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
 A: There is a stamp on it.
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		<title>UR PLACE OR MINE?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ur-place-or-mine/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ur-place-or-mine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 10:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man: Your place or mine? 
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I&#8217;ll go to mine.
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		<title>HORMONE MAKIN!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hormone-makin/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hormone-makin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:21:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How do you make a hormone?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A: Kick her in the stomach.
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		<title>IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/is-this-seat-taken/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/is-this-seat-taken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down
]]></description>
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		<title>HAVE V MET B4?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/have-v-met-b4/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/have-v-met-b4/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:06:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Man: Haven&#8217;t I seen you someplace before? 
Woman: Yes, that&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t go there anymore.
 
 
]]></description>
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		<title>WHO&#8217;S HAVIN MORE SENSES?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/whos-havin-more-senses/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/whos-havin-more-senses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:02:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=23</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: Who has more sense: men or women?
A: Women, of course. Have you ever seen a woman marry someone just because he had nice legs?
]]></description>
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		<title>HOW 2 TURN A HUSBAND IN2 A MILLIONAIRE!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/how-2-turn-a-husband-in2-a-millionaire/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/how-2-turn-a-husband-in2-a-millionaire/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 09:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Can a wife make her husband a millionaire?
A: Yes, if he’s already a billionaire
]]></description>
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		<title>DIFFERENCE BET&#8217;N A WIFE AND A GF!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/difference-betn-a-wife-and-a-gf/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/difference-betn-a-wife-and-a-gf/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=21</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q: What’s the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds
]]></description>
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		<title>HUNGRY 7</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hungry-7/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hungry-7/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7
A: Because 7 8 9! 

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		<title>WHO&#8217;S ADIDAS&#8217;S BRO?!!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/whos-adidass-bro/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/whos-adidass-bro/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:46:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q. WHICH BROTHER OF KALIDAS MAKES SHOES?
&#8230;..
 
&#8230;.
 
&#8230;.
 
&#8230;&#8230;
 
&#8230;&#8230;
 
&#8230;&#8230;.
 
&#8230;&#8230;.
 
 
 A. ADIDAS
 
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		<title>Y WZ WINDOWS 98 NAMED SO?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/y-wz-windows-98-named-so/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?
A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

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		<title>BANANA&#8217;S GONNA MAKE DEADY SLIP AGAIN!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bananas-gonna-make-banta-slip-again/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bananas-gonna-make-banta-slip-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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Q. WHAT DID DEADY SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. &#8220;OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.&#8221;

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