A banner cum sign board

in front of an IT company said,

“Drive slowly,

Don’t kill our employees……….,

Leave them to us.”

This is how we KILL EM !!!

Poor man…lost his hair to the company..and now…his poor soul too!

wonder what were her last ’statements’!

deadly monitor…standing tall after claiming his timid soul…

Deadly laptop…the poor man’s gonna be gobbled up by that mean machine on his lap…

So merciless people they are!

Dead executive receives no heed and the meeting continues as usual!

These demonic laptops!!

Gobbling her up!

Gizmo Standing tall again, laughing at the mortal being..

Hey it’s the same guy in the meeting !

Size doesn’t matter, laptops still kill !

Waiting for him to fall..so that this demon could swallow him up…

Little did he know, Touching could kill too!

Waddayasay, da same meeting man ? !

I guess so…

Oh, what a pity !

How on earth are u gonna fire a dead man ? !

Deadly meetings continue to claim lives…

What a place to murder !

IT meetings…continue claimin…IT pros..

Cozy death…

Pity again..

Oops…lost hair and soul…another victim..

Aw ma Gosh!!! Should have spared this cute creature…RIP

This post was submitted by mithi.

Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy

He Told In Her Ear

DHAKKA MAAR

Petrol Khattam Ho Gaya Yaar . . .

Difficult to tell what loving is like;

Impossible to tell what missing is like;

May you never miss whom you luv &

may whom you luv miss you always.

This post was submitted by Teja.

At the beginning of a marriage,

every girl treats her husband like “GOD”.

later in their life somehow

the alphabets get reversed !

This post was submitted by mithi.

College ki galiyon me

ajeeb khel hota hai,

class ke bahane

dilon ka mel hota hai,

notes ki jagah

love mail hota hai,

isi liye to yaaron

pappu har saal fail hota hai

This post was submitted by mithi.

Shahjahan ka pota

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola,

aaj hamara bhi

bank balance hota,

agar tab Daddu

Aashiq na hota

This post was submitted by mithi.

There’s a way

of transferring funds

that is even faster

than electronic banking.

It’s called MARRIAGE.

This post was submitted by mithi.

Employee: Sir, since now i am married, please increase my salary.

Boss: Sorry, the factory is not responsible for the accidents occurring outside the company.

This post was submitted by mithi.