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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; SMS Jokes</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jan 2009 17:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bholi Si Soorat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bholi-si-soorat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bholi-si-soorat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
chaiwala 2 girl:-
&#8220;bholi si soorat,
aankhon me masti,
door khadi sharmaye..AAY HAAY
girl replied:-
&#8216;kali si soorat,
haath me ketli,
door khada chillaye.. CHAAY CHAAY
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		<title>B.B.A.</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bba/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Definitions!!!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/funny-definitions/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/funny-definitions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts/Quotes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It&#8217;s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laila Ko Majnu Ka SMS Nahi Aya!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/laila-ko-majnu-ka-sms-nahi-aya/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/laila-ko-majnu-ka-sms-nahi-aya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,
LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya&#8230;
LAILA marne wali hai
MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai
sms free hone k intezar me..
]]></description>
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		<title>Teri Tasveer&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/teri-tasveer-2/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/teri-tasveer-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Teri Tasveer Mere Dil me
Is Qadar Samaayi Hai,
Jaise&#8230;&#8230;.




Jaise&#8230;..





Baajre Ke Khet Me Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai..Lol&#8230;


]]></description>
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		<title>Difference Between Letter &#038; SMS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/difference-between-letter-sms/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/difference-between-letter-sms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[teasing sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What Is the Difference
Between a Letter &#38; an SMS?
Pehle Ke Zamane me
Letter Kabutaron Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The
Aur Aajkal
SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Pata Tha SMS Aayega Tera&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/pata-tha-sms-aayega-tera/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/pata-tha-sms-aayega-tera/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dil me gham rakhta hun
Teri dosti k baad
logon se wasta kam rakhta hun
pata tha mujhe sms aayega tera,
Isiliye Aspirin sath rakhta hun!

]]></description>
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		<title>Center of Attraction&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/center-of-attraction/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/center-of-attraction/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 00:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
I like 2 see u,
I like 2 hear u,
I like 2 spend
all my time with u.
But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the center of attraction of the&#8230;
&#8220;ZOO&#8221;

]]></description>
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		<title>Ek Ladki Thi Deewani Si&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ek-ladki-thi-deewani-si/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ek-ladki-thi-deewani-si/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saurabh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ek ladki]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fool sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fun sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny text jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[joke sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[naughty sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[text jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2496</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek ladki thi deewani si,
sunder si, lambi si,
nazrein jhuka ke, sharma ke
galiyon se guzra karti thi,
Latak matak chalti thi
Aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan lelo&#8230;bartan.
This post was submitted by saurabh.]]></description>
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		<title>Wo Aaj Bhi Muskurate Hain&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/wo-aaj-bhi-muskurate-hain/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/wo-aaj-bhi-muskurate-hain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>saurabh</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny shayari]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[muskurahat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[text jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2497</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Wo aaj bhi humein dekh kar muskurate hain,
Wo aaj bhi humein dekh kar muskurate hain,
Yeh to unke bachche hi kaminey hain,
Jo humein mama&#8230;mama keh kar bulate hain
This post was submitted by saurabh.]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;ll Take Care Of &#8216;Em..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/well-take-care-of-em/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/well-take-care-of-em/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:27:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[joke sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[text jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[text message jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1925</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
A banner cum sign board
in front of an IT company said,
&#8220;Drive slowly,
Don&#8217;t kill our employees&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.,
Leave them to us.&#8221;


This is how we KILL EM !!!


Poor man&#8230;lost his hair to the company..and now&#8230;his poor soul too!

wonder what were her last &#8217;statements&#8217;!


deadly monitor&#8230;standing tall after claiming his timid soul&#8230;


Deadly laptop&#8230;the poor man&#8217;s gonna be gobbled up by that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>One Dark Night..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/one-dark-night/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/one-dark-night/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 18:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2356</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Night Was Dark
Moon Was High
Boy Stopped His Bike
Girl Asked Why ? ? ?
Boy Came Close
She Felt Shy
He Told In Her Ear
DHAKKA MAAR
Petrol Khattam Ho Gaya Yaar . . .
]]></description>
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		<title>Miss You Always&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/miss-you-always/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/miss-you-always/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 23:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator><a href="http://shayari4sms.wordpress.com/" rel="nofollow">Teja</a></dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Emotional/Sentimental Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Inspirational Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Keep Smiling Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thanksgiving]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Trust SMS]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2268</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Difficult to tell what loving is like;
Impossible to tell what missing is like;
May you never miss whom you luv &#38;
may whom you luv miss you always.
This post was submitted by Teja.]]></description>
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		<title>Girls playin wid alphabets&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/girls-playin-wid-alphabets/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/girls-playin-wid-alphabets/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[girl]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[shaadi]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1922</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At the beginning of a marriage,

every girl treats her husband like &#8220;GOD&#8221;.
later in their life somehow

the alphabets get reversed !
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>College Wali Gali..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/college-wali-gali/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/college-wali-gali/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dil]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[khel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pappu]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[yaaron]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1951</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[College ki galiyon me
ajeeb khel hota hai,
class ke bahane
dilon ka mel hota hai,
notes ki jagah
love mail hota hai,
isi liye to yaaron
pappu har saal fail hota hai
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>Aashiq Dadajaan&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/aashiq-dadajaan/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/aashiq-dadajaan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[aashiq]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[taj mahal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1954</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Shahjahan ka pota
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar bola,
aaj hamara bhi
bank balance hota,
agar tab Daddu
Aashiq na hota
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/marriage/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/marriage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:55:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1913</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
There&#8217;s a way
of transferring funds
that is even faster
than electronic banking.
It&#8217;s called MARRIAGE.
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>Married Accidentally!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/married-accidentally/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/married-accidentally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:21:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[employee boss]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[salary]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Employee: Sir, since now i am married, please increase my salary.
Boss: Sorry, the factory is not responsible for the accidents occurring outside the company.
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>IT Saints!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/it-saints/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/it-saints/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:55:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>mithi</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Submissions/SMS Contributions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=1916</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Long back
a person
who sacrificed his sleep,
forgot his family,
forgot food,
forgot laughter
were called &#8220;saints&#8221;.
But now they are called
&#8220;IT Professionals&#8221;
This post was submitted by mithi.]]></description>
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		<title>Girls then n now..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/girls-then-n-now/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/girls-then-n-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
1960&#8217;s girls :
pehla pehla pyar hai
ankhon mein bahaar hai
aja mere sajna
tera intezaar hai
2008&#8217;s girls :
pehla pehla pyar hai
ankhon mein bahaar hai
aja mere sajna
warna doosra tayyar hai!
]]></description>
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		<title>Rewarding Life..</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/rewarding-life/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/rewarding-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Life is full of rewards.
If you eat properly,
exercise and
take good care of yourself
for 60 years&#8230;
what is your reward?
A senior citizen card! 20% discount.
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		<title>SCHOOL</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/school/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/school/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>PRINCIE</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=572</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[CHILD : MOM I DONT WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL,
BECAUSE STUDENTS HATE ME AND
TEACHERS THINK I AM A STUPID PERSON.
MOM: NO SON YOU HAVE TO GO.
YOU ARE THE PRINCIPAL.
This post was submitted by PRINCIE.]]></description>
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		<title>TATA SUMO</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sardar/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sardar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:41:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>princie</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=575</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ek sardar ki maa mar gayee.
ek admi bola : Maa mujhe bhi sath le jati.
Do char aur bole, Ma hume bhi sath le jati.
Sardar: Oye chup ho jao saalon,
Maa kya Tata Sumo karke gayi hai.
This post was submitted by princie.]]></description>
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		<title>Bijli Chali Gai!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/chali-gayi/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/chali-gayi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Habibur</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi&#8230;
Dil ne kaha khud-kushi(suicide) kar le zaalim&#8230;
Bijli ko haath lagaya to bijli chali gayi&#8230;
This post was submitted by Habibur.]]></description>
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		<title>GRAMMAR</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/grammer/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/grammer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iftikhar ali azad</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[English Teacher:-
&#8220;One cute and Young girl
is walking on the road.
Change into an Exclamatory sentence.&#8221;
Student:-
&#8220;Aaila Item!!!&#8221;
This post was submitted by Iftikhar ali azad.]]></description>
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		<title>Popat!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/popat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/popat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iftikhar ali azad</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=452</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya.
Admi popat ko ghar le gaya.
Pinjre me rakha,khana diya.
Popat jag kar bola AAILA Jail?
Wo driver mar gaya kya.
This post was submitted by Iftikhar ali azad.]]></description>
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		<title>Murkh Sardars</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/murkh-sardars/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/murkh-sardars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 09:58:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Iftikhar ali azad</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=450</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1 Ship me 300 Sardar yatra kar rahe the
Ship to nahi doobi lekin
usme sawaar saare sardar doob gaye.
Kaise????????????
???????
???????
Ship band ho gai thi aur
Sare sardar dhakka dene k liye  kood gaye!
This post was submitted by Iftikhar ali azad.]]></description>
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		<title>Premi aur Premika&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/premi-aur-premika/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/premi-aur-premika/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=425</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Premika:main maa Banne wali hoon.
Premi:kya baat kar rahi ho tum hosh me to ho!?
Premika:haan
Premi:Magar hum ne to kabhi kiss tak nahi kia
Premika:haan main tumhare daddy se shadi kar k
tumhari maa banne wali hoon.
]]></description>
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		<title>AAI SHAPPAT!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/aai-shappat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/aai-shappat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=424</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[night was dark
moon was high
boy stopped his bike
girl asked why?
he came too close
she felt shy
went near her &#38;
told her
AAI SHAPPAT
PETROL KHATTAM!!!
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Maine kaha&#8230;Usne kaha&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/maine-kahausne-kaha/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/maine-kahausne-kaha/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 11:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=290</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maine kaha &#8220;Dil Ruba&#8221;
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha &#8220;Paise Nahi&#8221;
Usne kaha &#8220;Kaise nahi&#8221;
Maine kaha &#8220;Mehangai Hai&#8221;
Usne kaha &#8220;Ja aaj se tu mera bhai hai&#8221;
]]></description>
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		<title>Secret To Success!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/secret-to-success/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/secret-to-success/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:50:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=233</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The secret to success is 
knowing who to blame 
for your failures.
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		<title>CONDITIONS APPLY</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/conditions-apply/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/conditions-apply/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 19:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Bride&#8217;s Dad hands a note to the groom:
&#8216;GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.&#8217;
Groom gave another note back to father:
&#8216;CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.&#8217;
]]></description>
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		<title>Love goes Mathematical!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/love-goes-mathematical/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/love-goes-mathematical/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Teacher: 
If A=B &#38; B=C,
then A=C. 
Can u giv another example of this type? 
Student : 
I luv my teacher, 
teacher luvs his daughter,
so i luv teacher’s daughter&#8230;. 
]]></description>
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		<title>Love n Life</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/love-n-life/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/love-n-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=89</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Ugly to deal&#8230;
Difficulty is a part of Life&#8230;
But That&#8217;s the reason&#8230;
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?
]]></description>
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