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	<title>SMS TEMPLATES - Send Free Love, Funny, Jokes, Friendship, Cool SMS &#187; SMS Jokes</title>
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	<description>Enter the world of SMS and enjoy sending Free Text Messages!</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 18:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dekho Mummy!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dekho-mummy/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dekho-mummy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:44:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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Ek din Ek ladke ne apni mummy ko dekha
aur kehne laga                      dekho mummy
ek hath chhod ke cycle chala raha hoon
thodi               [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bechain Kare Chain&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bechain-kare-chain/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bechain-kare-chain/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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Air hostess: Aap 1 ghante me
4 baar toilet gaye!
R U OK?
Kya                      aap ko chain nahi hai?
Passenger: &#8216;Chain&#8217; to hai
par khulti nahi              [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bottle Figure&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bottle-figure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bottle-figure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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Husband:&#8221;Darling,
years ago u had a figure
like a bottle of Coke.&#8221;
Wife:&#8221;Yes darling
I still do
but the only difference is
earlier it used to be 300ml
and now it&#8217;s 1.5 liter!
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		<title>Sunday&#8217;s My Day&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sundays-my-day/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sundays-my-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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Husband: Today is sunday
&#38; I want to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: 3! Why?
Husband: For u and ur parents.
]]></description>
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		<title>Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dekhne-ki-aas-nahi/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dekhne-ki-aas-nahi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:41:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
zara dhyan se padhiyega
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai
kyunki ab wo
dekhne me
itni khaas nahi hai

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		<title>Yaad Aaye To&#8230; Kya Karein&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/yaad-aaye-to-kya-karein/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/yaad-aaye-to-kya-karein/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Yaad/I Miss You SMS]]></category>

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Kisi ki Yaad aye - yaad karo
Zyada aye - SMS karo
Aur Zyada aye - PHONE karo
Aur b Zyada aye - MILO
Use b Zyda aye-pyar kro
Usse b Zyada aye - Shadi karo.
PHIR KABHI YAAD NAHI AYEGI.

]]></description>
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		<title>Degrees In Pakistan&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/degrees-in-pakistan/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/degrees-in-pakistan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

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Welcome to Pakistan!
we have new courses:
&#62;MBBS:
Master in BOMB Blasting Strategies,
&#62;CA:
Career in Al-Qaeda,
&#62;MSc:
Master in Suicide Course,
&#62;IT
Intelligence of Terrorism,
&#62;MBA:
Member of Blasting Agency,
What do u aspire for?

]]></description>
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		<title>Hero Se Bachao&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/hero-se-bachao/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/hero-se-bachao/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:58:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pun(Dual Meaning) SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????

]]></description>
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		<title>Devdas At Beer Bar!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/devdas-at-beer-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/devdas-at-beer-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:52:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Poem/Poetry]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

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Aaj deedar,
kal yaar,
parson pyaar,
phir iqraar,
aur phir intezaar,
phir takraar,
phir daraar,
saari mehnat bekaar,
aur aakhir mein
Ek aur devdas at beer bar!
]]></description>
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		<title>Tension Kaye Ko Lene Ka&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/tension-kaye-ko-lene-ka/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/tension-kaye-ko-lene-ka/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 20:41:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3384</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Sone ke time tension ko
saath le kar nahi sona chahiye
Lekin phir bhi log pata nahi kyun?
Apni Biwi ko apne saath
le kar sote hain!

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Exams&#8230; Gansta Way&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/exams-gansta-way/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/exams-gansta-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 21:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Q & A Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3378</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Q: What did the gangster&#8217;s son
tell his dad when he
failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me
for 3 hours but
I didn&#8217;t tell them anything.&#8221;

]]></description>
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		<title>Ghunghat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ghunghat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ghunghat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:58:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sher-o-Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3369</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

Ghunghat mein tujhe dekha
to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya
is duniya se ravana hua&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Mujhe Bhi Ghuroor Hai&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/mujhe-bhi-ghuroor-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/mujhe-bhi-ghuroor-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 19:14:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Friendship/Dosti Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3365</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Chand ko ghuroor hai
ke uske paas noor hai
to kya hua mujhe bhi ghuroor hai
mere paas dost LANGOOR hai

]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Beemari Ka Bahana&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/beemari-ka-bahana/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/beemari-ka-bahana/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3362</guid>
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Ek din Boss ne apne ek employee ko bulaya aur sakhti se kaha
Main Ne Pichhle 2 Saal Me Ye Baat Khaas Taur Par Note Ki Hai
Ke Jab Bhi tum Apni khala Ki Bimari Ka Keh Kar
Daftar Se Chhutti Le kar Jaate Ho
Us Roz Zaroor Koi Cricket Match Hota Hai
Mulazim Sar Khujate Hue Bola
Ap Ka Kehne [...]]]></description>
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		<title>American Dog&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/american-dog/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/american-dog/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 18:07:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

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American: do you know swimming?
Pakistani: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Pakistani: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Pakistani: then what&#8217;s the difference
between you and a dog.
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		<title>Everything&#8217;s Fair In Love&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/everythings-fair-in-love/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/everythings-fair-in-love/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men & Women SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Love/Pyar/Mohabbat/Ishq]]></category>

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Boy n Girl in a HOTEL
Boy: I Love U
Girl: But, I don&#8217;t Love U
Boy: Think again..
Girl: I told u, No
Boy: Waiter,
Bring separate bills for us.
Girl : I Love u 2!
]]></description>
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		<title>Joint Account&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/joint-account/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/joint-account/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 18:07:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3345</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek Khubsurat Ladki Bank Gai
Aur Bank Manager Se Poochha:
&#8220;Main Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hoon&#8230;&#8221;
Manager: &#8220;Ye To Achhi Baat Hai,
Aap Kis Ke Sath Joint-Account
Kholna Chahti Hain&#8230; ?&#8221;
Ladki: &#8220;Mujhe Zyada Nakhre
Dikhane Ki Aadat Nahi,
Bas Jis ke Paas Bank Balance Zyada Ho,
Us K Sath Khol Loongi&#8230;&#8221;

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		<item>
		<title>How Many Times Do You Shave&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/how-many-times-do-you-shave/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/how-many-times-do-you-shave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 17:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3336</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Girl: Tum din mein
kitni bar shave karte ho?
Boy: Taqreeban 30 bar.
Girl: kya tum pagal ho?
Boy: Nahi main NAAI hoon.
]]></description>
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		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Ullu Dekha Hai?</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-dekha-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-dekha-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi
Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue):
Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ?
Meri taraf dekho.
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Tu Bhi Nikal Le!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/tu-bhi-nikal-le/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/tu-bhi-nikal-le/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 17:14:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Dirty SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pun(Dual Meaning) SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[


snap source: PHOTOS


I&#8217;m leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant
and media is suspecting me.
Tum bhi nikal lo,
uski kaam wali
bhi pregnant hai.
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Naughty Girl&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/naughty-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/naughty-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 22:53:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dirty SMS]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3318</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Boy: Chalo
kisi viraan jagah
chalte hain!
Girl: Tum aisi-vaisi
harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Girl: To phir rehne do&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Use Kisne Bheja Hoga&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/use-kisne-bheja-hoga/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/use-kisne-bheja-hoga/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:57:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Kabhi ye mat socho
ki tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne
tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai,
sirf yeh socho ke
Use kisne bheja hoga ?
]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Your Color!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/whats-your-color/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/whats-your-color/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 19:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3310</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

Color of ur underwear
reflects ur mood:
Red: Wild
Black: Sexy
Blue: Romantic
Pink: Seductive
White: Calm
Yellow: Time to
change it&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Get Well So Soon&#8230;;-)</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dont-get-well-so-soon/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dont-get-well-so-soon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 22:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[

A friend
comes 2 visit u
in the hospital
with flowers n leaves.
A True friend
sits beside u n says:
O yaar, kya nurse hai!&#8230;
aaram se theek hona!
  
]]></description>
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		<title>One and Only U!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/one-and-only-u/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/one-and-only-u/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 20:29:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
M_rkh,
St_pid,
B_ddh_,
D_ffer,
Bewak_f,
Ghonch _,
_ll_,
Bhond_,
dekha&#8230;
Everything is incomplete
without one and only
‘U&#8217;
]]></description>
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		<title>Ullu Ki Pooja!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-ki-pooja/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/ullu-ki-pooja/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Feb 2009 19:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3288</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek samay ki bat hai,
Mata Laxmi ji ka ULLU
unse rooth gaya aur bola,
&#8216;Apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin puchhta&#8217;
Laxmiji boli:&#8217;Ab se har saal
meri puja se 8-10 din pehle
tumhari puja hogi.
Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle
us din ko KARWA CHAUTH
keh kar manaya jata hai!
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Have Fun&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/have-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/have-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:23:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Only once in your life
u&#8217;ll get the right one
with whom u&#8217;ll get married,
so moral of the story is,
till then have fun
with the wrong Ones!
  

]]></description>
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		<title>With Pleasure&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/with-pleasure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/with-pleasure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 19:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3280</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
A cute Nurse
came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary do u Xpect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Dr was overjoyed &#38; said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure
it&#8217;s 25,000
]]></description>
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		<title>Jo Hua So Hua&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/jo-hua-so-hua/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/jo-hua-so-hua/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3272</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
A Chinese couple
Mr. &#38; Mrs. Hua
got twins
without marriage.
What did they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua
]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Life&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/happy-life-3/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/happy-life-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3269</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
There are only 5 things
we need in life:
Good friends,
Good job,
Good food,
Good sleep &#38;
GOOD _ UCK.
Whatever u are thinking&#8230;
Is right.
Gud Day.
]]></description>
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		<title>Bye-pass Surgery&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bye-pass-surgery/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bye-pass-surgery/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3265</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dil ke operation ko
BYEPASS kyun kehte hain?
Kyun ki agar

operation theek ho gaya to&#8230; PASS

varna Hamesha ke liye BYE!
]]></description>
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		<title>Beggar&#8217;s Girlfriend&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/beggars-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/beggars-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 17:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3256</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Beggar: Saab 12 Rs do na coffee peeni hai.

 Man: Lekin coffee to 6 Rs ki hai?

 Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.

 Man: Bhikari ho kar bhi Girlfriend banali.

 Beggar: Na saab,Girlfriend ne Bhikari bana diya!
]]></description>
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		<title>Har Jagah Ho Tum!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/har-jagah-ho-tum/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/har-jagah-ho-tum/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:06:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Asmaan me tum ho,
samundar me tum ho,
zameen me tum,
hawa me tum,
jahan b dekho
tum hi tum.
DOMEX wali aunty
theek kehti thi
KITANU har jagah hote hain.
]]></description>
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		<title>Pak Captain Under Pressure!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/pak-captain-under-pressure/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/pak-captain-under-pressure/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3251</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
What&#8217;s the biggest pressure
for Pak captain
when Pak needs
1 run to win in 8 ovrs,
with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah!
How to speak English
in presentation ceremony?
]]></description>
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		<title>Suraj Ki Kirne&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/suraj-ki-kirne/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/suraj-ki-kirne/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3247</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Suraj ki pehli kiran aapko Khushi de&#8230;
Doosri kiran hansi de&#8230;
Teesri tandurusti&#8230;
Chauthi kamyabi&#8230;
Bas ab aur nahi
garmi lagegi.
Good Day.
]]></description>
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		<title>Abey Maa Kahan Hai!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/abey-maa-kahan-hai/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/abey-maa-kahan-hai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 22:05:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Amitabh: Mere paas Gaadi hai,
Bungalow hai,
Bank Balance hai,
tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai,
Bungalow hai,
Bank Balance hai&#8230;
Silence for few seconds&#8230;
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahan hai?!
]]></description>
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		<title>Dost Ki Girlfriend&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/dost-ki-girlfriend/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/dost-ki-girlfriend/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3240</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Hansi ke liye gham qurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo qurban,
dost ke liye jaan bhi qurban,
agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye
to saala dost bhi qurban.
]]></description>
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		<title>Main Garbhvati Se Pyar Karta Hoon&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/main-garbhvati-se-pyar-karta-hoon/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/main-garbhvati-se-pyar-karta-hoon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 21:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Baap: Beta maine tere liye
ek ladki dekhi hai,
Vo Roopvati,
Gunvati aur
Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa
main kisi aur se
pyar karta hoon aur vo..
Garbhvati hai.
]]></description>
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		<title>Daulat Ki Hifaazat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/daulat-ki-hifaazat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/daulat-ki-hifaazat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2009 19:03:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3235</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ladkiyan apna dupatta
ladke k samne aane k baad hi
kyun theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi
Daulat ki hifazat ka
khayal Aata hai!
]]></description>
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		<title>Sharaabi ko Shraap&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/sharaabi-ko-shraap/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/sharaabi-ko-shraap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:43:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3232</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Ek sharaabi
saadhu se takra gaya.
Saadhu: Oh moorkh,
mein tujhe shraap deta hoon&#8230;
Sharaabi: Ruko,
main glass leke aata hoon.
]]></description>
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		<title>Mommy Says&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/mommy-says/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/mommy-says/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:26:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=3228</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Kid: Aunty aunty,
mummy ne
cheeni mangi hai.
Aunty: Acha
aur kya kaha
mummy ne?
Kid: Agar wo kameeni na de,
to Pinki aunty se le aana.
]]></description>
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		<title>I Just Don&#8217;t Understand&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/i-just-dont-understand/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/i-just-dont-understand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
Galileo used to study in small lamp.
Graham Bell used to study in candle light.
Shakspeare used to study in street light.
Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata
ke yeh sab
Din Mein Kya Karte the?
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		<title>Man&#8230;Oh Man&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/manoh-man/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/manoh-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 23:44:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Different Phases of a man:


After engagement: Superman


After Marriage: Gentleman


After 10 years: Watchman


After 20 years: Doberman

  
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		<title>Bholi Si Soorat&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bholi-si-soorat/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bholi-si-soorat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:33:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2836</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
chaiwala 2 girl:-
&#8220;bholi si soorat,
aankhon me masti,
door khadi sharmaye..AAY HAAY
girl replied:-
&#8216;kali si soorat,
haath me ketli,
door khada chillaye.. CHAAY CHAAY
]]></description>
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		<title>B.B.A.</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/bba/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/bba/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Cool SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Definitions!!!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/funny-definitions/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/funny-definitions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 23:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[One Liner SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Thoughts/Quotes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2658</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other!

LOVE AFFAIRS:
Something like Cricket
where One-Day Internationals
are more popular than
Five-Day Tests!

MARRIAGE:
It&#8217;s an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense
of Marriage

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laila Ko Majnu Ka SMS Nahi Aya!</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/laila-ko-majnu-ka-sms-nahi-aya/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/laila-ko-majnu-ka-sms-nahi-aya/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 23:20:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2647</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,
LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya&#8230;
LAILA marne wali hai
MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai
sms free hone k intezar me..
]]></description>
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		<item>
		<title>Teri Tasveer&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/teri-tasveer-2/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/teri-tasveer-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:41:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/teri-tasveer-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Teri Tasveer Mere Dil me
Is Qadar Samaayi Hai,
Jaise&#8230;&#8230;.




Jaise&#8230;..





Baajre Ke Khet Me Bhains Ghus Aayi Hai..Lol&#8230;


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		<title>Difference Between Letter &#038; SMS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/difference-between-letter-sms/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/difference-between-letter-sms/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 00:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Phrases/Sayings SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Naughty Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Word Play SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny sms]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[teasing sms]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2553</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What Is the Difference
Between a Letter &#38; an SMS?
Pehle Ke Zamane me
Letter Kabutaron Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The
Aur Aajkal
SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>Pata Tha SMS Aayega Tera&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smstemplates.net/pata-tha-sms-aayega-tera/</link>
		<comments>http://smstemplates.net/pata-tha-sms-aayega-tera/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:06:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Waseem</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[FUN/Jolly SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Fool/Prank SMS]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funny Shayri SMS]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[SMS Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Silly Messages]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Taunt/Insulting Texts]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Teasing Text Messages]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smstemplates.net/?p=2546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Dil me gham rakhta hun
Teri dosti k baad
logon se wasta kam rakhta hun
pata tha mujhe sms aayega tera,
Isiliye Aspirin sath rakhta hun!

]]></description>
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